when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.
Did you save them?
Who?
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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