Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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