Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
Oh god it's open bar.
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
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