Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
Say something about gay babies.
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
90% sure I just opened a snapchat of you in a fuzzy bathrobe next to your ceiling collapsing
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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