i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
I was arrested last night for attempting to flee and elude. I wasn't really trying to run from the police. I was drunk and lost in the woods. I thought it was pretty obvious when I was waving at them from my puddle of puke that I wasn't really hiding.
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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