He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
There needs to be a newsfeed for phones... A list of all my drunken calls, texts, BBMs, new contacts, pictures sent AND received, all in chronological order.
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
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