What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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