it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
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