Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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