i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
My breath smells like gin and sadness
I know her cup size but not her name....
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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