Just mADE A PArabola og urine
It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
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