I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
Randomize
