Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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