Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
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