Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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