Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
Women are like Alzheimers patiens. You can compliment them a million times in a day, but the next day is always a wash, you have to start all over.
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
Randomize
