Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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