When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I'm so drunk I cant read cursive anymore.
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
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