You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
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