You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
Less talking, more tequila
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
My breasts were aching with rage.
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
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