chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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