My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
Randomize
