I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
He did a backflip because drugs
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