their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
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