the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
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