Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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