you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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