Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
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