she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
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