You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
I put in a tampon while driving a moving vehicle. I feel like this is simultaneously a new low and the sort of feat that deserves a merit badge.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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