It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
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