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oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
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