there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
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