pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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