I think scott just propositioned me for sex
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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