By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
He said he was trying to live vicariously through me. I didn't have the heart to tell him that meant he was vicariously fucking his best friend.
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
You called his parrot a seagull, a pigeon and a rat with wings, and told it to go eat Cheetos out of a dumpster.
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
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