She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
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