nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
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