We should be called the Road Head Warriors
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
I took a bird feeder and filled it with alka-seltzer. Can you say fireworks?
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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