I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
Randomize
