This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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