Tell your broad to take a big shot of 'chill the fuck out' and put it on my tab.
If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
Randomize
