i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
Life update: This fucking MacBook repair guy called me over last night for a booty call and he didn’t have a condom OR a bed
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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