Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
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