I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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