Woke up with feathers in my hair. at work. still drunk. sooo awkward.
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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