Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
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