I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
She bit a glass in half.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
I know her cup size but not her name....
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