can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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