I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
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