Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
I take back everything I said about communal showers
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
Best case scenario: sex with hot bartender \nWorst case scenario: no sex and punched by tattooed guy that may or may not be said bartenders boyfriend.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
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