I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
I threw up on my way to work while listening to "the good times are killing me". this award goes to modest mouse for creating the most poetic puke ever
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
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