just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
