He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
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