You're my little dorito
i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
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