at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize
