I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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