Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
I love how my cats smell like pot.
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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