Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize
