People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
I get sad thinking about all the sex I’m missing out on because of the virus
I instituted “quarantine and chill” months ago. It’s not like penises go soft just because they’re working at home.
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