Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
I may have just made our entire microwave glow green. Like big green. Like spark and make me shit green.
Like worse than the time I blew up the microwave with the egg green.
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
Randomize
