Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
I tried really hard to get you laid last night. And by that I mean I asked a bunch of dudes if they were top or bottom.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
turns out my ex girlfriend has become my most successful wingman. life is fuckin weird sometimes
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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