Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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