It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
my penis made a compromise with my morals
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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